Excuse me, excuse me, Meatball Ron. Just because you push a button doesn't mean you're hiding, okay? So why don't you stop with this hoax about the gangbang, your new hoax, you couldn't find 10 guys who'd be willing to bang your wife. She's not a 10, that's for sure, not for 1 guy and - let me tell you, the last time your wife saw 10 guys, it was two trips to Five Guys, believe me, maybe if she wasn't eating so much you might spend more time with her. Then why would she need 10 men, if she had one real man? I'm going to get her over here and put her on Don Jr.'s weight loss program, it's tremendous. No Five Guys with him, let me tell you, just lines, the five lines, every five minutes with him it's another five lines. Most people don't know this but losing weight, they call it "dieting," that's "dieting," it's not as hard as people make it out to be when you have that many lines, but a guy who looks like a meatball, and his wife, she loves the Five Guys, what do they know about a "diet," I'll tell you. My uncle, great genes, and he was good with the nuclear,

Pakistan should do the needful and revert with their own missile.

Believe me, these drones exist. The 604,267,733 Angry Democrats are conducting a Deep State FISA wire tapp of President T using illegal drones from Rusher! You're having to flush your toilet 15 times, 20 times, your tremendous toilet doesn't work, it's because of these coup drones, folks. We've got to get rid of the drones!

No one's brain is more superconductive than mine, believe me. It superconducts thoughts directly from my tremendous anus, which is a 10, I bet you didn't know this, several former presidents have told me it's a 10, and even the president of the Boy Scouts called me up to say, "Mr. President, you have the most beautiful anus I've ever seen," and those thoughts come out of my mouth, because from the perspective of brains, it's very stable and superconductive, folks.

Mooch, what are you doing? I need you back here at work. We're about to have a tremendous meeting, I need your help thinking of some vulgar nicknames for Senators. We're going to invent the best nicknames, believe me.

Tremendous thanks to my best friend, President Xi, for naming his rocket after me. Any time you need some chocolate cake, let me know!

That reminds me of someone else!

Yes, you're right! SLAC is also trying to indoctrinate our youth into a life of hardons! SAD!

How can you trust CERN when their own website keeps talking about hardons? I'm not under investigation for having a hardon, believe me!

We're going to have tremendous cyber, folks. You and me, we'll have the best cyber. We're going to have so much cyber, you're going to say "Please, Mr. President, I'm so tired of cybering!" It's going to be some very great cyber, believe me.

Julian, if you're listening, the check is in the mail. It's a bigly check, believe me. You're a great guy, many people are saying you're the greatest person to witness the Civil War. We're going to make the best prison pen pals, believe me.

Does anyone have his number? I'm asking for a friend, who definitely isn't looking to appoint a new White House Chief of Staff, believe me.

John Miller

I can't defend myself!

What if I need $350 million to pay off some bad hombres in Russia, can you help?

Those air currents are playing hell with my golf score!