Will immediately be funneled to muslim terror groups, African warlords and strongmen. Is anyone so naive to think that something else will happen to the money?
Sen. Charles "Chuck-a-buck" Grassley, sucking on a huge blunt, exhaled a plume of potent Mary Jane smoke and coughed out, "Freeeeeeeedom for phooooones!" before expiring from a massive coronary, still grasping his iPhone 4S in his steel grip. Please send donations to NORML in lieu of flowers.
A lot of hipsters and other wannabe "'Murica - haters" are loose and easy with their criticism like so much diarrhea, but the sad fact is that if NSA monitoring saves us from just one more tragedy, then it's worth it.
Or the JeffBezosBozoFirePhone... amazing how Amazon misjudged the stupidity of th public so badly. Or did he?
What are those assholes calling themselves - "'ZonHeads" or some crap like that?