non-compete contracts and pay that doesn't keep up with maintaining certification has killed the joy of programming

AI tools are just an attempt to circumvent copyright while also benefiting from copyright

Planet IX from outer space?

As opposed to the company that makes Dungeons and Dragons

In the age of Brawndo, should kids learn what plants crave?

Thank you, that was the stupidest thing I've read today. Rust offers no more protection against semantic errors than you get in C and C++. Telling the computer to do the wrong thing with valid code isn't impacted by how safe your memory allocation is.

RIght, butter is also not manufactured from just carbon dioxide and water. The matter here is whether the end product is more similar to butter or margarine, and it looks like this product leans heavily toward being margarine both for what it is and what it lacks.

but it's 10th place instead of 3rd

If the mechanic is certified, and outsources work to someone who isn't certified, the mechanic should lose the certification.

says the company reading your business emails.

There's no way it's even that close to be correct.

Now you can get the wrong answers to questions in fewer words.

No, it's more like a calculator that can copy someone else's homework, present that to you, claim that that's close enough to teaching, and doesn't have any recourse when it's incorrect.

Now people will have to go back to refrigerator magnet poetry for something equally valuable with the skills they gained.

That assumes that there's a legible training set at some point. You're back to square one.

Any of Ian McKellen's portrayals of Magneto on the front. Mos Def as Ford Prefect in the 2005 H2G2 on the back.