I put Alexa through a similar but simpler loop a while ago.
Alexa, where am I?
You are in Lancaster.
Alexa, where is Lancaster?
Lancaster is a medium sized city in the UK.
Alexa, am I in the UK?
this was just plastic.
It wasn't just plastic. It was real leather, produced by the Radel Leather Manufacturing Company in New Jersey. It actually wasn't anything different than the leather they had already been using in their cars. The only thing added was the word "Corinthian", which was meaningless in this context.
Do it the old fashioned way...
By turning down the appropriate corner of my calling card when I leave it with the servant?
a fit human adult who practices can throw a 50-60mph object.
Pro baseball pitchers regularly throw 90-100mph fastballs.
Simply being in possession of stolen property is a crime in most developed nations.
Simple possession is not a crime in most developed nations. Receiving or possessing goods while knowing the were stolen is when it typically becomes a crime.
If it killed the deer and totalled the car it's not exactly minor
It didn't total the car. No airbags, no real mechanical damage other than my headlight, it did a lot of cosmetic damage to the grill and fender. You would not say it was a major accident by looking at the car afterward.
if you had hit a human then you would have definitely needed the emergency services, so it looks like it's set to an appropriate level of sensitivity.
Oh, yeah, I wasn't complaining. I thought it was an appropriate question for the car to ask. I'd think it should go ahead and ask when it detects any possible collision at all, as long as it doesn't automatically call unless the collision is enough to blow the air bags (or some similar criteria).
I hope this never comes to the U.S.
It's already here. I was sitting in my living room reading a book one afternoon a few years ago when I got a call asking me, "Mr. LastName, are you ok?" I was very confused, but reasonably quickly figure out that my wife was driving my car and must have been in an accident. The car called the emergency services and the monitoring company, who then called me. (Car was totaled, but she was luckily only slightly banged up.)
doesn't trigger for minor collisions.
Actually, they do sometimes trigger on more minor collisions. I had another occasion driving my new car last year where a deer ran out in front of me late on a rainy night. I saw it before it hit, and had managed to slow down from about 45mph to 20mph. But it still hit pretty hard, throwing the deer up into the air about 10 feet. I stopped and took inventory. I wasn't hurt, car still running, airbags not deployed. Very quickly, the car popped up a message on the screen saying basically, "WTF just happened? Do you want me to call emergency services?" I selected "no" and limped the car home. (Car wasn't totaled, but did spend about six weeks in the body shop. The deer unfortunately was gone before it even hit the ground.)
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." -- Albert Einstein